Habang nanonood kami ng isang video tungkol sa Plasma bilang state of matter....
biglang may lumabas na haponesa.
Student: Teacher, you look like a brown Japanese.
Student: Teacher, kailan ka mag didiet?
Ako: Huh?! Bakit?
Student: Nyeh!
Student: Teacher, hindi sayo bagay ang straight ang buhok. Magpakulot ka na lang ulit.
Student: Teacher, kapag gusto mo, reply ka ng reply. Kapag ayaw mo, huwag mong replyan.
Student: Teacher, dapat buhok lang niya ang tumatakip sa dibdib niya para mas natural.
Student: Sino sa inyo ng boyfriend mo ang blind? (Love is blind)
Student: Teacher, can I kiss you because you gave me this (referring to a notebook).
Student: Teacher, why are they called Egyptians?
Ako: We call them Egyptians because they are from Egypt. Just like you, since you live in the Philippines, you are called? What should I call you?
Student: NO Egyptian.
Student: Teacher, bakit ka lagi nakadress pag Science?
Ako: Hindi naman, mainit lang kasi ngayon.
Student: Siguro, hindi kasya sayo ang pants.
Ako: Ang ingay! Itigil na yang kaka boom box na yan ah!
Sandaling katahimikan
Student: Teacher, beat box!
Ako: Dapat ang pangungusap nag-uumpisa sa malaking titik. Kaya dapat malaki ang titik O.
Student: Malaking titik O daw!
Ako: Itigil na yan.
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